Sunday, November 25, 2007

The Excitement Factor

The NFL this year has been severely lacking in excitement. Whether it's been the Patriots just destroying everyone, the Colts methodical plug-in approach, the severe lack of quality quarterbacking or just some thoroughly mediocre play, this season has been fairly boring. However, each week I find myself looking forward to a bunch of games anyways, games that end up being exciting. Henceforth, I have concocted a completely unscientific, probably biased and certainly flawed Excitement Factor meter. So, each Sunday for the rest of the season, simply look at the schedule, and then add up the two team's totals using the Excitement Factor meter and you'll know what games to watch. You're welcome.

5 - Consistently exciting
Cleveland
Dallas
Detroit
Green Bay
New England
Pittsburgh

4 - Usually exciting, but sometimes put up stinkers
Cincinnati
New Orleans
San Diego
Washington

3 - Kind of just there
Arizona
Chicago
Denver
Houston
Indianapolis
Jacksonville
New York Giants
Philadelphia
Seattle
Tennessee

2 - Extended periods of boredom punctuated by big plays
Atlanta
Buffalo
Kansas City
Minnesota
Tampa Bay

1 - Rather punch myself in the face
Baltimore
Carolina
Miami
New York Jets
Oakland
St. Louis
San Francisco

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